January 16, 2007

I Want to Be a Superhero

Is it wrong that I've been fantasizing about applying for the worst reality show on TV? By which I mean Sci-Fi Channel's Who Wants to Be a Superhero?. Really I just want to meet Stan Lee. Also, I could kick those lame idiots from last season in the ass. They had contestants who didn't realize that you never reveal your secret identity. C'mon, even bloggers know that, but anyone who's read a single comic book can figure that part out.

Okay, so the obviously faked Stan Lee scenes (wherein he reads dryly from a prompter) and the pathetic stunts would cheapen the experience, but damn it if I don't want to run around on TV in a cape and pretend I have superpowers.

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